MOM

MOM = Made Of Money

Kid: Mom can you give me some money

Mom: I'm not made out of money!

Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?

MOM by AyyeeLmao. May 23, 2018

Mom

Made of money

Son: Mom can I have some money?
Mom: No! Do you think I’m made of money
Son: Yeah... That’s what mom stand for

A silence then agreement fills the room

Mom by CICIPEACEMAKER1 June 2, 2018

Mom

A person that tells you what to do and when to do it

Stop telling me to clean my room mom.

Mom by KitKat $$$$ 100 June 4, 2018

Mom

A word for someone who loves you no matter how ridiculous you are being

My mom loves me even though I painted the carpet blue

Mom by Omlstahp June 7, 2018

Mom

Your mom is a beautiful person she always goes out of her way to help you. She may be rude when you get in trouble but she is a wonderful person any other time.

mom you are a wonderful person

Mom by stormwolfe08 June 9, 2018

Mom

Someone who busted you out of her vagina. Be greatful you fucking prick

Son: Fuck you mom!
Mom: Shutup son I gave birth to you

Mom by KILL ME!!! June 9, 2018

Mom

Stands for, Made Of Money

(You) "Mom?"

(Mom) "Yes?"

(You) "Can i get some money?"

(Mom) "Does it look like im made of money?"

(You) "Isnt that what it means?"

(Mom) "Oh shit"

Mom by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk June 2, 2018