Oakland Mist

when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head

Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.

by Gingi Dumguy December 11, 2021

Booty mist

The mist of water that is thrown onto your windshield from a passing truck or semi when driving in the rain on the highway.

"That car just blinded me with their damn booty mist."

by NoH8IN May 5, 2021

misted zephyr

a wet fart

"He was caught off guard by the gentle misted zephyr that snuck up beneath his pantaloons"

by shaddy 0 January 10, 2017

China Mist

The act of giving a Hot Karl while having diarrhea.

After a hard night of drinking and a Taco Bell after party, I went to give my girl a Hot Karl but it turned out to be a China Mist.

by Schwoz December 9, 2014

Dirty Mistee

A former Dirty foot "name referencing a Methamphetamine whore". Most commonly found working at a custom flour mixing mill. Flirts with everyone in highly inappropriate ways.

"Hey man have you spoke to the new girl she is definitely a Dirty Mistee!"

by Mr. Fuckery December 20, 2021

Femur Mist

When a man's leg is blown to bits.

"Too bad that man's leg was made Femur Mist when he stepped on that landmine, could of pulled some info from em'"

by D-16451 May 10, 2020

Daddy-in-the-mist

It is a name for someone who has such a strong vibe off them that there is a physical change or difference, like the air shifting when someone walks into a room.

Person 1: you know how Derek is a daddy-in-the-mist?

Person 2: yeah?

by Chuckmer04 October 28, 2024