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Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping
Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''
by Hola ese June 8, 2015
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Tobi Miracle

My BEST FRIEND. Tobi lives sonic and has sonic hair. I will bully anyone who messes with Tobi. Tobi has a groovy artstyle and loves drawing bears. KILEE is stinky and Tobis dad is very very fine
Me : *exists*
Tobi Miracle : I got sonic hair now
Me : bet *tobis dad walks in the room* AWOOOOOGA!!!! *my eyes pop out of my head and my tongue flops out of my mouth*
by Xx_Vista08_why August 2, 2023
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Miracle Whip

A Miracle Whip is a skate 3 trick when you do a super man frontflip
No Way bro i just hit a Miracle Whip In Skate 3!!!!
by Lane-Games December 5, 2022
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Miracle brew

"It was back in those days. Claudius Van Clyde and I stood on the edge of the dancing crowd, each of us already three bottles into one brand of <em>miracle brew</em>, blasted by the music throbbing from the speakers."
Brinkley, Jamel. "No More Than a Bubble."
by shlomoschocken May 24, 2022
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Miracle Froth

A highly disgusting carbonated or bubbly liquid, typically a mixture of two drinks that do not pair together.
Person 1: What liquids did you add to your miracle froth?
Person 2: Cranberry juice, sprite, and Dr. Pepper.
by Reverdin April 9, 2022
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Dating Miracle

Dating a Miracle is the best thing you can do. They have guys/girls all over them but will always choose you in a crowd. They're attractive, loyal, caring, and always do their best to keep everyone happy. They love to be around you but can seem shy at first and may avoid eye contact but sometimes they just have to get comfortable around you.
She/Her
"Even around all those other guys, Miracle still chose her bf"
"Miracle is soo pretty I can hardly resist her"
"I'm so happy now that I've started dating Miracle"
He/Him:
"Miracle always checks on his girl and shows her so much love"
"Miracle's always getting jealous when he sees other guys look at his gf."
by Anonymous >:) April 17, 2022
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Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow
I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.
by ac000000 January 11, 2011
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