When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.
Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.
by Lone15 April 17, 2020
Get the Miracle flushmug. Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023
Get the Aussie 3-Minute Miraclemug. Miracling is defined as, multiple miracles happening simultaneously, or multiple miracles happening over a short period of time.
by Ragde Elyk September 29, 2018
Get the Miraclingmug. MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!
by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017
Get the miracle of heavenmug. This is when you mix together every type of hard liquor and wine there is and a gallon of each. Every Sunday to drink it at midnight and until it’s all gone with all your family and until all your blessings come true. Everyone must drink at least a gallon of the blended drink in a hour. No ice , chilled until midnight in your gallon cups.
That miracle drink hit the spot , I’m doing it every Sunday , and drinking it at midnight on Monday the same day the new day start at night at 12am on the dot.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 6, 2022
Get the Miracle Drinkmug. He was a hysterical-miracle of a child.
by Freelancers May 1, 2018
Get the Hysterical-miraclemug. How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.
by The Druglord January 29, 2019
Get the Miracle Whippedmug.