Mini Wenis

The extra skin on your finger joints above your knuckles. They are just like your wenis except on your fingers, smaller, and there are more of them (10) They are easy to suck since they are right on your hands.

Jack- Jill you were totally eyeing my mini wenis' yesterday!

Jill-I'l admit I was eyeing your mini wenis' Jack, they look so TASTY, and easy to fit in my mouth of course

Jack-Of course

*Jill goes on to totally suck Jacks minis dry*
* Jack later uses vaseline to lubricate his minis*

by Saunders Plum January 5, 2009

Mini Moni

A j-pop group born from the money-making powerhouse that is Hello! Project (also responsible for Morning Musume), aimed primarily at pre-school to secondary-aged children that was popular from 2000 to 2004, when the group was put on "indefinite hiatus". Most of their songs were about counting, food groups, etc., with a smattering of English phrases taught by the group's one American member.

In spite of the fact that this was a group for small children, many American high school (and in some sad cases, post-high school) otaku cite Mini Moni as one of their favourite j-pop bands, because they're just so KAWAII! These people typically refuse to acknowledge that the only people over the age of five at Mini Moni concerts were parents of the children attending. It is also arguable that these people understand none of the lyrics that they so enthusiastically sing along with, as if they did, there is no way they would be calling themselves Mini Moni fans in lieu of having an IQ of 70.

Mini Moni fangirl: jankenpyon is my favorite song EVAR!

Person: You do realize that song is about playing rock, paper, scissors, right? Do you even speak Japanese?

Mini Moni fangirl: ur so baka. MINIMONIRULZ!!!

by Humberttt January 16, 2008

mini mosher

a mini mosher is a ten to thirteen year old youth, who belives that they are being special/different by dressing the same as shitty bands like good charloote and evanecence, they only like mainstreem faker pop wanna b rock music, that they buy from tesco. they are not the future of rock and i hate them all,

terms mini moshers use
*do u like my key chain, i think it makes me look so different/hard,
*letz mosh 2 evanecence they rock, dont mess my hair up thow,, ma mummy dun it
*fuckin diiiiirty townies every where (dissapointing fact but true, in 6 months time you WILL b cum 1)

by benton February 29, 2004

Mini Puke

to cough so much that you almost puke...a mini puke, of course the next step is a wet gag.

The Prince Could'nt take it, so he mini puked.

by Trebek September 6, 2003

Mini Muffin

An attractive young male who will grow up to be very fine indeed. Also could apply to females. Mini muffins are ALWAYS too young to date.

Damn Steve, check out that Mini Muffin over there!

Yeah mate, give him a few years and he'll be ripe for the picking.

by Jeremyness February 8, 2007

mini 14

Noun: A firearm (rifle/gun) typically used for hunting. Unknown by many people. Tupac represents it in some of his songs and people don;t know what it means....If you don't know, now you know nigga!

"I'm bustin' on these motha fuckas ballin'
Listen you can hear my mini 14 callin'.
From out the window of my drop top
I got my glock cocked
bustin' at niggas
when will it stop ?" -Tupac (Cradle to the Grave)

by CMV1997 May 8, 2006

mini thins

Ephedrine tablets available in any fine truck stop.

See Yellowjackets or Trucker Speed.

Dude, I used to take mini-thins all the time, and then my heart exploded!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004