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Michael

Some sexy boul
He’s such a Michael.
by Bigdickdaddy47 December 23, 2017
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Michael’s are the cutest. They are typically Portuguese but come in all ethnicities. They have the most beautiful brown eyes, sometimes blue or green. And the softest hair. They can make you smile like no other, and are there in every aspect they can be. They’re hard working, have the most beautiful smile. They love animals usually, and will make the best partner. You should get yourself a michael! They make great companions, sex partners and husbands.
“Oh look at her Michael, he’s so handsome
“He’s definitely a michael”
I love you, Michael”
by Vlyissv August 28, 2018
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Michael- a tall handsome guy who can make any girl fall for him with one smile. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet . A Michael has a voice of an Angel. No matter what you do Michael will be there to help when you need him.
Girl 1: do you see that guy? He is so cute.
Girl 2: heels such a Michael
by Sassygirl7 April 3, 2019
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Very extroverted and can speak to everyone, but has a little trouble listening. Least athletic guy you will ever meet, but will know every fact about every athlete in the NBA. Might have a hidden gambling problem, but only because he's good at it. Somewhat smart but doesn't always show it. Loves animated comedy, especially shows like Family Guy and South park. Is always coming up with lofty business ideas and constantly pitching them to friends and family. Every Michael has a hot sister and has implied at one point that he agrees. But at the end of the day he’s always there to back you up.
“Who’s that girl over there? she’s hot” said Brad
“That’s Michael sister” Chad
by Rickss May 5, 2021
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Michael is the most handsome, wickedly smart, charming, kindest and sexiest man in the world. He will capture a girl's heart like no other man could. Dreams of him will keep you asleep. Being with him will keep you alive.
Wasn't supposed to, but I fell head over heels in love with Michael.
by Dontgetattached August 13, 2019
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An amazing guy who has my heart. He is very handsome and is sleepy all the time ( I'm not complaining it's hot.) I love him so so much. I'm so happy I exist in the same generation he does. He's my heart and soul 💕
by Elizabeth 💕 June 19, 2017
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Michael is the sweetest boy you will ever meet; from his shrill voice screaming obscenities when he loses at Fortnite to his obscene gestures he makes at public sporting events towards strangers, he is sure to swoon any creature with a pulse and a heart. His screech is said to break everything made of glass within a mile radius, which is why he was extremely effective as a part of the mob on Kristallnacht. Legend has it, he is the illegitimate spawn of a married, big-wig giraffe and an attractive, up-and-coming frog, but these rumors have never been verified.
This guy I met on tinder has a really high voice and is a really sweet guy, I think he might be a Michael.
by bigheadgang January 22, 2019
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