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Wine with a mermaid 

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.
Wine with a mermaid by AgoPTP December 29, 2021

Choking the Mermaid 

She was choking the mermaid

The Wrong Mermaid 

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.
The Wrong Mermaid by ExCognita March 25, 2023

indiana mud mermaid

It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid

dirty water mermaid 

A female from the dirty waters witches is loyal to Mike / aka his dirty sex slave

Mermaided 

A made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site
Stop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.”
Mermaided by PuesNoSé August 6, 2019