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Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body
Last night I did a sick moist mermaid
by Dan2024 March 10, 2022
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Rowdy Mermaid

When a woman pees on her partners face while she is receiving cunnilingus. Most times unwanted and only for the gratification of the giving party.
Girl, Joe came in for some fish tacos but I gave him the Rowdy Mermaid.
by CumboochaKing October 30, 2020
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mermaid angel

This person or entity tends to gravitate towards evil and shows the depravity of humanity at its lowest form via cyberbullying a 12 year old.
Audren
I hope that mermaid angel get her post deleted as well as herself IP banned due to her cyberbullying post about a child named audren.
by Palaudren December 9, 2019
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Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.
Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.
by jederic January 17, 2018
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Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges
by Le on January 26, 2022
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Mermaid

Bunch of hot babes that live in the sea and are actually lesbians. In their free time they like to lure men to death.
by Moonlight mermaid May 4, 2018
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the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
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