Shawn mendes

Daddy!!

Friend 1:who’s that

Friend 2:that is what you call a snack

Friend 1:that’s what you call my new daddy

Shawn mendes is what you call a daddy or a snack if your hungry

by sillysausages101 December 18, 2018

ethan mendoza's penis

So small Need a microscope to see it

person 1:he has ethan mendoza's penis

by inyourmom69always May 4, 2017

Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.

That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007

mendham

mendham is a tiny, scary town in jersey that is all about drugs and divorce and perfect lawns. everyone thinks it is so great and class but it's really not. on the surface it is decievingly proper.. but under all that, you'll find that everyone here has these really insane dark secrets, heroin addictions or dead bodies in the basements and shit like that. there are loads of sweet artsy kids here, poppy pricks, jockstars and celebrities. mendham blows. the high school blows.
ps: keep out of the alleys. you may be accosted by a footballer/rapist or a man dressed as jesus.

"dude, that kid is mad weird."
"he's from mendham."
"oh. my bad."

by glenn danzig July 10, 2007

Mendoza

v. The act of trashing someone's tent in a drunken fit of rage due to a sticky zipper

"What the fuck happened to my tent?!"
"Dude, looks like you got mendoza'ed. I hope you have bug spray."

by the K-Spot May 7, 2010

Mendigo

idiot in spanish often pernounced Man-dee-GO by mexican americans

Let me do it mendigo!

by Elion August 11, 2006

Mendon

A shithole where there is nothing to do. Their are no Brazilians, Mexicans, Ecuadorians, Puerto ricans, Dominicans, and hispanics. Its all filled with little white racist bastards. 99% of the people are older than my great grandma. The only thing people care about are their lawn and raising goats. Worst town ever.

Ya I had a great day until i drove through Mendon. Town really just sucks the life out of you.

by Brandon459 July 28, 2011