Full Melon

A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.

Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.

by Melon expert December 13, 2020

Douche Melon

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute

girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon

by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011

melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs

Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.

by daddiedenim October 30, 2018

Melon Dog

Melon Dog(Noun) is a term used to refer to sexually aggressive women who will usually resort to sexual assault for gratification.

Melon Dog(Verb) is a term used to describe the sexual action of stimulating a man's prostate while giving them a handjob as the dominant partner.

"Cindy is such a Melon Dog, I heard she melon-dogged James till he cried."

"...Why are you in my house-"

by That Random Black Guy With VRS October 28, 2023

melon mania

Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.

Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!

by melonmania June 30, 2011

muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010

Melon time

Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.

Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!

by poocomesfromfood September 28, 2021