mellons

Large womans frontage; mammary glands for the purpose of milk produce for new born child. Alternatively great for sucking and squeezing!

Get a load of her Mellons, they're huge!

mellons by Ponk June 19, 2005

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Melon Bag

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.

Melon Bag by Jesperz January 2, 2011

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Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.

Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"

Bad Melon by J-Pacey January 27, 2008

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cranium, skull, brain case, brain box

I slipped my hat onto my melon today in hopes of keeping my scalp from getting sunburned.

melon by shou-chan August 9, 2003

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The act of cutting a hole in the rind of a watermelon, inserting one's penis into the hole and deriving sexual gratification.

I think I'll go home to my melon patch and do some melonholing.

melonholing by melon man January 18, 2003

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"Dude I just got prescribed medical marijuana because I have meloshitiphobia" "Starships are mean-" slap

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Blind melon- a person that lives life oblivious to social norms. A non-conformist. A free spirit. A blind mind.

There is a house on the corner full of hippies. Those blind melons never cut the grass.

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