Max

Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.

"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."

by am baby November 10, 2020

Max

That one poor kid who has no wifi at home, and uses his dad's mobile hotspot instead.

Poor max, we should get him a modem

by anonymous September 15, 2020

max

an absolute legend nobody is better than him he is just definitely the best and he is a country mile ahead of everyone

max is the best

by a smart dictionary November 5, 2020

Max

he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, despite his uncontrollable farts.He will treat you like a princess as he showers you with compliments. He’s usually quite a small person but that doesn’t matter to you because he makes up for that in his pants ;). Following from that he is a freak in bed and will provide pleasure for hours and hours with his amazing stamina. He has a humongous body which when asleep you will have to fit your small arms over his entire body as he enjoys being the small spoon. As well as this he is the usual person to steal all the covers. But none of this matters because you love him so much and can’t wait for the future with him.

Is your boyfriend named max?

by max’s girlfriend February 9, 2020

Max

Max is the type of person that you would kill for, but also kill.

People named max tend to be very kind, and friendly but also viscous and annoying.

"Max is in our class"
"Oh cool!! Max is nice sometimes"

by °sxn_flxwer° May 21, 2021

Max

A dudes who likes a girl who always starts with the letter “D” and he likes to masturbate everyday and he enjoys to make jokes and bully people but deep down he’s really nice with a big cock

“Wow you see Max? He probably has a big cock...

by Whatifididnotaskbuddy August 2, 2020

Max

a kid who always loves to hang out with his friends, who might be kindof crazy, but is a fun person to hang out with
is friends with the brock that has bugs, the jacob with a red link obsession, and the counter move hunter

that kid is kindof crazy
oh thats just max

by The Bomb486 December 19, 2019