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mars and venus

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus
by ben curry September 24, 2003
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Mars Dust

When, for whatever reason, you get Flaming Hot Cheeto Dust on the head of your dick.
The mars dust burns a lot less than you would expect.

When flaming cheeto dust caresses your hard dick, that's amore...
by MooHen March 4, 2023
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elin mars

A slutty, sexy annoying girl. Sleeps with anything and anyone.
Mathew slept with Elin Mars 7 time in 2 days!
by Oglington Fartworthy January 16, 2014
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Mar Bag

Man we ate the fire Mar Bag and listened to the untz all weekend.
by Evan and Pete January 11, 2009
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Mars 30th

If you were born this day, congrats!

You are the most genuine, honest and definitely the baddest bitch.

But you can be too honest and say too much sometimes, but it doesn’t matter cuz you are a cutie.
Person born on Mars 30th: *says something inappropriate*
Other person: “well that was inappropriate, but whatever she’s/he’s honest and suuuuper cute”
by tigerrat November 11, 2019
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Bruno Mars

oh yes, the Bruno Mars. I mean who can hate him? it's simple, no one; in fact, if you hate him and say "you like Queen, the Beatles, Shawn Mendes or related" (only if you hate him) but it's contradictory. He may not be extremely hot like Shawn Mendes or Paul McCartney, but he has talent like them... even you have a song for each specific situation! also, he will bring you (if you're gen z) childhood nostalgia
boy 1: bro how do I tell my girl (who wants to leave me) I still love her?
boy 2: bro airdrop or send her the link for it will rain, you know, that song from Bruno mars!

boy: so... how can I tell my crush I like her?
girl: simply sing just the way you are, the success rate is 90%, I cant guarantee that though

California gurls: heyyyyy, were going to tell our parents we today we don't feel like doing anything

their best friends: they will understand if you pull an "I just want to lay in my bed"
the gurls: ayeeee following Bruno Mars, that's an epic win
by marielsitaa June 22, 2020
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