macintosh

a macintosh is a sucky computer that still sells!!

n00b:1 1uv m@c1n+05hes!!!
cool guy:i got a windows for $2000!!
better than that $6000 paper weight!!

by strawberryclock July 25, 2008

macintosh

more like macintrash!

kid 1:hey i bought a computer!
kid 2:lets go check it out!
kid 2:lets play grand theft auto!
kid 1:uhmmmm....
kid 2:ohh. its a macintrash!
............moral of the story is: macintosh is gay!

by jc1414 October 5, 2007

MACINTOSH

short for Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
only used by fools who do not prefer the much better Windows

Never use a MACINTOSH

by MACINT OSHIT January 23, 2009

Macintrash

noun - PC rhetoric illustrating the incompetence of Windows users and their inability to realize the fact that their operating system is inherrently flawed and vastly inferior to the wordMacintosh/word

Macintosh, more like Mac-in-trash. heh heh heh.

by Munn May 23, 2003

Maciej

Someone who will manipulate you even if you have mental health. They do not give a damn about anything and will make you feel like absolute shit. If you ever find a Maciej, try not to make them notice you, keep it on a down low and slowly get out of there.

Look, there is a Maciej,

Lets get out of here, move slowly so he doesn't notice us.

by MrCowCryer June 29, 2018

Macintosh

Macintosh is the best type of computer available. It's often frowned upon by snooty PC enthusiasts who deem it useless and/or incapable of updating; however, it is now very easily updated. Also, Macs can run Windows, OS X, and Linux operating systems all at once! So there's no point in arguing that they can't use much software because they can run Windows applications. Also, they're faster, better in design, and simply more effective than your typical - or even your brand-new - PC.
The laptops are also stronger and have a much longer battery life.

Dude: Hey, I got this new PC and it's really cool! Glad I don't have a shitty Mac, cuz they have no programs.
Chick: Get out of the stone age, Macs have tons of programs and they're more efficient than any fuckin' PC. Get a Macintosh.
Dude: Stupid bitch! -shot-

by boil ur head July 5, 2008

macicide

When somebody who owns a mac realizes they spent $3000 on a shitty computer that will break in 4 hours decides that just like their mac, it's time to take their own life.

Paul: what happened to brandon?

Mike: you didn't hear?

Paul: no what?

Mike: his mac died so he committed macicide

Paul: OMG that's terrible!

Mike: yea but look at the beautiful vase I made outta his mac's screen

Paul: fuck you steve jobs

by peaches87 October 23, 2010