Loopt

Drunk to an extreme. Usualy with hard alcohol

Katie was looptd by having drank that sour apple vodka

by DaFrey November 4, 2008

Dutch Loft

when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.

heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.

"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"

by Testicle Tuesday January 19, 2008

Loofer

A nice person who is dumped by a significant other with little drama, or by a gradual loss of interest where the significant other is usually interested or already romantic with another person wherein the dumped person feels like they did nothing wrong but is still abandoned and unceremoniously rejected.

I guess when Susan broke up with me I became a loofer.

by JahMuse April 28, 2010

Kenny Lofton

A girl who has had sex with more guys than Kenny Lofton has played teams

Guy #1: Have you met that Tammy girl? She's slept with a lot of guys
Guy #2: Yeah she's a real Kenny Lofton

by DCHIII November 10, 2007

loofa

Actually, despite common perception, loofa refers to the vulva, or vaginal area.
This meaning comes from the ancient story about women getting soap on their loofas, a pseudonym for their "private parts," while showering in Deleware.

"Man, don't touch my loofa! It's wet!"

by boo boo boo December 28, 2005

Loft

Another word for love.
It is easy to type loft instead of love on a predictive texting phone.

yo carla, i loft you
awh thanks eleanor, i loft you too!

by lilo88 October 8, 2009

Lofting

A state of relaxation. Just hanging out.

Q: You going to the party tonight
A: No im just lofting at home tonight

or
I'm lofting on a hammock

by the guys from room 9 August 15, 2012