Lemon Diesel

Lemon Diesel marijuana is West coast Diesel crossed with Lemon Skunk marijuana, very sweet, lemony and its smoke is very light, makes you happy and silly for hours on end, beautiful strain of marijuana, very crystally and hairy. Amazing
Gimme that lemon diesel bro, i want to smoke that shit, im going to love life in 5 mins.
by Drew Gumm June 15, 2008
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Lemon Demon

1. a demonic citrus fruit

2. A popular band on the internet
1. Oh snap! a lemon demon just possessed my sprite

2. "Who wrote The Ultimate Showdown?"

"some band named lemon demon"
by Gabe262626 November 27, 2007
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Suck a Lemon

1.) Synonymous with 'fuck off', basically means to go away and do something horrible to yourself
Fred: Media studies is a terrible degree
Harry: Go suck a lemon
by SaffCat November 15, 2012
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Keith Lemon

Keith Lemon is an English comedy performer whose real name is Leigh Francis. He is best known for his roles in Bo' Selecta!, Keith Lemon's Very Brilliant World Tour and Celebrity Juice.
Keith Lemon: I think you're bang tidy.
by FlushedToilet March 15, 2011
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Dirty Lemon

When a man gets his own taint juices (a mixture of ass and ball sweat) on his fingers and then rubs it under another person's nose. Named for Don Lemon, it's similar to the Dirty Sanchez, but it may or may not leave a mustache.
The bartender was not turned on when Don gave him a Dirty Lemon.
by Under Instruction August 15, 2019
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Lemon Lad

(Chiefly British/UK) Usually seen during the workday and at weekends in Kwik Fit, Halfrauds or other tyre fitting places, making cups of tea for those who are older and more qualified. Easily spotted by the cubic zirconium earrings in each ear, weasly voice, small frame, and for their fondness for wearing vests - despite having no muscle definition.
Heard a Lemon Lad in Kwik Fit: "Oyy ma'e.. nice car ma'e... evah considered putting ladies tights over the rear lights and some Diamante earrings on the wing mirrors? Would look mint!"
by Spunko2012 October 06, 2010
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squeezed lemon

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.
Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.
by logic001 June 23, 2010
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