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Lazy lion

A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.
Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.
by CutieFatPuss December 29, 2021
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Lazy Palin

A sex act in which the girl does nothing but lie there and recite anti-Obama propaganda.
Craigslist: SWM seeking F for Lazy Palin. Serious replies only.
by thatguydr August 19, 2010
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link lazy

The state of being too lazy to click a link and read its associated content. The most common cause of link laziness is for one to be overwhelmed by the amount of information available on an online forum or news site. Someone who is link lazy would prefer to hover their arrow over a link title to view a brief snapshot of the content, in order to decide if the text or story is worth reading, rather than to click the link and read the whole post or article on its own page.
While skimming the news on Google, I ran across a link titled, "Mel Gibson Tells Jay Leno About His Eighth Child: 'I Guess I'm ...", and I just wasn't interested enough to read the rest of what he said. I'm so link lazy.
by Johnny on the Spot81 May 25, 2009
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Lazy butt

Val , the laziest butt
Ur a lazy butt
by val018 August 9, 2018
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Failed Laziness

The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.
I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009
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Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.
That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.
by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019
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lazy dukes

Short shorts on a girl with no ass; Saggy daisy dukes; Short shorts on a girl that are supposed to be tight, but they sag or are baggy
Guy 1: Oh damn, look at that girl with the daisy dukes on...
Guy 2: No man, those are strait up Lazy Dukes.... she aint got no ass.
by JennNelson April 1, 2008
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