Jacko-lard

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.

Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle

by Dingleoid January 29, 2019

Lard

Humans but big.
Not Giants.

LOOK OUT, IT'S A LARD!

by kharker711 April 21, 2022

Lard

Fat people, known as Kevin

Hey Kevin, you’re such a lard!

by Cornydawgy May 11, 2024

lard

A response to an answer of question you weren't expecting, but don't care about it too much.

A: "what would happen if you put France on top of Wyoming?"
B: "idk"
A: "at least 7 people would die."
B: "lard"

by Psynoduem May 7, 2022

Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Fat Lard

Delta’s Mom

Delta’s Mom is a Fat Lard, She’s Humungous.

by Big Man Jean November 1, 2020