kenyan grandfather rolex

A martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cucumber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike

mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy

by toratelli none the less January 21, 2010

Kenyan Car wash

When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.

" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"

"Sure, does your mom want one too"

" of course!"

by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009

Kinya

She is a real bitch but she has good traits good at understanding people she is beautiful and strong. You can't help but care about her she is cold as ice and will steal your man.

Kinya has her own army respect for the way she rules her kingdom ❤️💛💙💀🕳️

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 23, 2019

Jungles of Kenya

a large, unkept, messy, ratty, or otherwise sloppy and/ot messy thatch of hair located anywhere on the human body...usually accompanied by a foul odor.

Murph, have you bush-whacked the jungles of kenya?

by Bonia October 25, 2005

kunjar

Tamil word for penis and also name of ugly boys.

Whip your kunjar out!

by asianmasterrace1337 December 12, 2013

kunal

looks like he is from turkey, hungary, uzbekistan, chechnia, yugoslavia, etc.
also looks like fred flintstone or the dad from wonderyears

damn kunal, why the hell are you always
so faded on the weekends. OR Kunal all the girls in one club reject him?

by sweta lover April 18, 2003

Kunal

A stud with a small 'jerry', but enjoys the action from the otherside(If you know what i mean)

Girl 1: Have you heard of kunal??
Girl 2: Ohh yerr I had him the other night
Girl 3: He likes it at the back, doesnt he??
Girl 2: Yepp, If u can feel it!

by vegannn December 9, 2008