kung fu breakfast

Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue
man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right
by makemecumdaddy123 May 09, 2022
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Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.
Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.
by David14 April 06, 2023
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kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.
"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"
by josefu0 May 16, 2017
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Kung Fu suntan

Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.
After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.
by Bosonator August 17, 2019
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Kung Fuck

Kung Fuck means to fuck you hard. Or used as daddy come and lick me I want your jello or juices
KUNG FUCK ME ,KUNG HUCK ME MAKE ME CHOKE TILL I CROCK
by Eat me love June 15, 2018
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