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Kung Pao Queef

Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.
Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?
by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018
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kung fu nic

The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
by Kung Fu Nic December 2, 2021
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Kung Pow Pecker

A foreign shaft used to obliterate the cooters of Chinese hookers.
Robbie’s teacher failed him so he gave her a taste of the Kung Pow Pecker
by Peter Ching June 29, 2021
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Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
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Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.
by Punky K January 21, 2024
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Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
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