kung fu

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you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...

by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019

kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.

"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"

by josefu0 May 18, 2017

albert kung

Albert Kung is a speedster, faster then the flash, reverse flash, savitar, and god speed. He is the fastest man alive.

Didn't see Albert Kung coming?

by The future of the future December 10, 2017

Sveriges Kung

Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.

Nagham: Varför är kungen?

Axel: Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.

Sveriges kung är Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter. det är defined

by Sveriges Kung September 15, 2020

Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

Finally, I am kung fu table

by Hexyglam September 1, 2013

Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.

Kung Fu DUNK!!!!!!

by GallifreyDude August 13, 2012

Kung-Football

Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(

I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.

by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011