A Kiwi

A song typically written & performed by a British closeted gay man.

Harry loves singing a kiwi to make fun of his husband stunts.

by Ailam September 13, 2017

kiwi

kiwi is my savior. i love to eat it when my boyfriend breaks up with me. i was so depressed when my bf broke up with me. so i found a new love. kiwi. it has the best seeds and flavor in the whole world. i love the green and brown. i would die for kiwis 🥝 😍👹😍👹🦋🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶

kiwis are my savior

by yass_queen April 17, 2022

Kiwi

A fruit a bird and a something that my mom won't stop saying.

Mom why won't you stop saying "kiwi"?

by Blueyfan March 03, 2023

kiwi

a really cuute guy

he is a kiwi

by ambbaaa July 25, 2020

Kiwi

A perfect little hairy egg

Kiwi, (aka a perfect little hairy egg) For use when you are extremely bored. e.g:
Friend: what's your favourite fruit
You: the perfect little hairy egg fruit
Friend: ...

by Emosaurus Rex December 03, 2018

Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.

I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.

by Aki8181 May 11, 2023

Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.

I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.

by Aki8181 May 11, 2023