kiwi beer

shitty homebrewed beer made by nasty ass college students

Sharon: did you get some of tri gabba's bathtub beer?
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.

by thatswhack August 27, 2017

fork the kiwi

To do IT with an Australian person

Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl
Person 2: TMI dude

by Miss Gurl that is HIDEOUS!😠 June 21, 2021

Kiwi

SHE WORKED AWAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES

HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT
AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT
SUCH A PRETTY FACE
ON A PRETTY KNECK
SHES DRIVING ME
CRAZY

but I’m into it
But I’m into it
I’m kinda into it
Kiwi

by That’s gonna leave a mark February 20, 2023

Kiwi ingenuity

Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention

“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “

by Lord loverocket August 3, 2023

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”

by Eggie Benis November 23, 2023

Kiwi

A perfect little hairy egg

Kiwi, (aka a perfect little hairy egg) For use when you are extremely bored. e.g:
Friend: what's your favourite fruit
You: the perfect little hairy egg fruit
Friend: ...

by Emosaurus Rex December 3, 2018

Kiwi

Can be either used as a name what an ugly underaged boy fingers an ugly underaged girl, or an a verb replacing fingering

Ex 1: Amir kiwed Lea
Ex 2: People were chanting kiwi to amir after he fingered Lea

by Eat your fruits not vegetables January 4, 2018