A small pink child who has a severe case of false hope. He also has a small penis (ask me how I know that). He is really into men and smashes a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito. The cutout has so much cum on it that the cut out has a huge white stains in the ass region .
Fucking hell you're being such a Kirby C
by Nc Balsistic April 20, 2018

The act of being a wreckless with anything. Whether it be eating (kirby loves to eat all his enemies taking their powers), spending money frivilously, or reproducing faster than a jack rabbit.
I can't believe Mike spent all that money on such an impulsive item, he went full-kirby
Jim really has 7 baby mommas, he sure went full-kirby
Jim really has 7 baby mommas, he sure went full-kirby
by ElloBub December 20, 2024

It's hard to describe what he even is, but he's pink in color. His favorite food is tomatoes. He has the power to eat most things in sight. Despite looking cute and harmless, he once punched the ground so hard that it cracked Planet Popstar, his home planet, in half.
by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

A Jeffrey Kirby is someone you can always depend on he knows exactly what you’re thinking just by looking into your eyes his smile can stop You dead in your tracks he’s a type of guy that will always take up for you and never leave you alone watch out if you make him mad he’s not a force to be reckon with everything he does he does well if you’re fortunate enough to find him you better hold onto him before somebody else snatches him up his eyes are like the ocean deep wild and free with a soft but mysteriously Gaze in them and they will trap you forever if you ever meet him as a friend you always have him as a friend he so giving and kind he will always make you smile Jeffrey will be with you through thick and thin but he’s a wild spirit hard to tame it will take a while for Jeffrey to calm down once he finds the one he’s looking for who he will be hooked forever he’s the most manliest man you’ll ever meet strong handsome tall mysterious good at everything he touches and if you’re so fortunate to be the one catches his eye he’ll never stop pleasing you and making you feel like you’re the number one in his life the only bad side to finding a Jeffrey Kirby is that is hard to tame like a wild stallion but remember it can’t be tamed with With just anyone it takes a very special person very special soul because a Jeffrey Kirby is a special soulThere’s only one in the world like him you’ll never be able to find him because I have already found him and I’m not stupid to let him go
by Mid summer dreams October 7, 2018

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