Kieran

Tall.

Kieran is simultaneously the sweetest guy you'll ever meet and also a total tease. He enjoys bad puns, The Doors, and calling people short.

"Kieran called me short today" "Yeah he does that"

by c0ccinelle April 3, 2025

Kieran

Kieran is an amazing friend. He may come across as abrasive and cool at first, but after getting to know him, you realize he's one of the purest souls you'll ever meet. He's absolutely hilarious and loves to joke, so try not to take his words too seriously. You'll want to talk to him 25/8 if you get the chance.

Have you ever met a Kieran?

Yeah actually, he changed my life.

by Naykillua November 30, 2025

Autistic Kieran

An Indian with with autism and Down syndrome. Who likes to yell stupid shit when he sees milk cartons

Autistic Kieran yelled “Indian milk” when he saw Eric with chocolate milk.

by SRA.Theiss May 12, 2019

A Kieran

A term used when someone is fat, and is often mistaken with a Tyler due to many similarities of creepiness and being generally the most lazy person you've met. Kieran's often speak to there Mums with no respect even though without them they wouldn't know how to function with society. For an example watch south park as there is many similarities to Eric Cartman. Kieran's often have the IQs equivalent to a packet of Smash mash.

Are you going to work or are you being a Kieran today. There's a boulder rolling down that cliff, oh wait its just a Kieran, Respect your parents and don't be a Kieran.

by Altomp February 19, 2025