kevin

the new and cooler way to say poop

Guy 1: Dude I just took a massive shit
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin it’s called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin

by BigFroDH March 31, 2019

A Kevin

Don't be such a Kevin!

A Kevin. "Keeeviiiiiin Stop it! "Always annoying as Kevin is , he is most likely fit, hungry, and nearby. Kevin annoys every one even his girlfriend and mom. Kevin probably has a great haircut. Definition: Kevin tries to tickle people, and wrestle them.

by AVsearch May 15, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is the meaning of being gae.

“Damn bro you see that guy over there??”
“Yea he must be a Kevin he looks totally gae.”

by Wolf Nightblood April 3, 2020

Kevin

Everyone loves Kevin , but is a player that will eventually break a girl/boy's heart. Besides their need for new love every other month a Kevin is very smart and kind, will stand for what they believes in, and is a great person to talk to when you need a friend by your side.

Person(1): Kevin is so cute and nice, he also likes me... what do I do?!

Person(2): Ugh, true, but don't date him! He is a huge player!

by Killbill345 November 25, 2016

Kevin

Someone who is very fucking thicc that i would instantly nut upon first entry, and would suck all my white seed out of me if his cheeks clinch on my dick.. He is really fucking dumb THICC

Me: Fuck Kevin, you're so fucking Thicc, I think i just came

by Fieldy_Snutz69 October 22, 2018

kevin

a kid from mr. parks's class

fuck that cunt kevin

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet June 16, 2018

Kevin

this man is amazing he will literally wear a bikini and go out in public singing"i"m a barbie girl" and he is so funny and reliable and he is very compatible with Ivny's

This man is such a Kevin

by hxzuybdz August 27, 2018