A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.
by kevando June 21, 2009
Guy 1: Dude I just took a massive shit
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin it’s called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin it’s called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin
by BigFroDH March 31, 2019
A Kevin. "Keeeviiiiiin Stop it! "Always annoying as Kevin is , he is most likely fit, hungry, and nearby. Kevin annoys every one even his girlfriend and mom. Kevin probably has a great haircut. Definition: Kevin tries to tickle people, and wrestle them.
by AVsearch March 24, 2018
by Wolf Nightblood April 04, 2020
by ahahahahahahhaahhahahasjsoebei May 01, 2019
(Looks at screen) Woah! That guy is really kevin-ing it right now!
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.
by HeyJayMDud January 19, 2018
Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll
Kevin is so weird
by Mr ottigali September 09, 2019