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Jonathan

A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.
Cassie: What’s wrong?

Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: that’s expected.
by You know I’m right May 5, 2019
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An absolute beast of a man. A "fuck master" who is unable to speak to a female and not immediately receive sexual favors.

Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.
"Omg there goes Trevor I heard he fucks a new girl every day, what a Jonathan"
by Thewhiteboy of the south September 26, 2020
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Jonathan- the biggest maleslut there is.
WOW he just pulled off a freaking Jonathan on his girlfriend!
by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020
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Jonathans (or also called Jon at Hans cock) are a rare example of how to express shesh.
The name can be traced back to the Ancient Greece empire, where it got used as an slang word for anal sex. Jonathan’s are more likely to have aids or std. But ones you find a German Jonathan don’t hesitate, they are clean like a queen.
by keineLegende April 27, 2021
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Jonathan is Jonathan
by Defiantly Not Jonathan November 6, 2020
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Probably a fag, but his moms hot.
Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"
by SandwichMaker5000 March 21, 2019
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Me-are you high
Jonathan-am I what

Me-high
Jonathan-hello
by Bagelore September 1, 2019
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