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John Long Middle School

a school where people think they all that and a school where it’s so easy to make friends you’ll literally get snaked by every single one of them. girls think it’s cool to try and take pics of it and drama is their main priority. BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT, teachers here can be chill. some you’ll legitimately hate.
there’s so much drama at john long middle school
by who knows 🥰. October 19, 2019
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John Edwards

"Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"
by PertyBird October 8, 2011
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st. john xxiii college prep

St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.
"Hear St. John xxiii college prep went 2-8 this season, thank god they're improving"
by Tim Jaureguido March 9, 2017
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John Petrucci

other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."

Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.

he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)
by brayan gomez October 19, 2008
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John Frusciante

1.The guitarist of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

2. Saying something that doesnt make any sense but you just say for the hell of it and beacause it sounds really cool, even though it will most likely make you look like a weirdo.
J.F: I don't care if what you think I am is really what I am. What you think I am is way more important than what i really am.

Eric: Whoa dude, you just pulled a total John Frusciante.
by i_love_John_Frusciante_951 April 12, 2009
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john snow

He knows nothing.
by Miss_Say_it June 18, 2015
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John Beerman

A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.
by zEd-man August 4, 2008
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