Jamal

The fictional African American friend who gets shot and dies. You would commonly use "Jamal" in your college personal statements, it gives you an easy sob story to work with.

Gerard: Did you finish your personal statement?
Me: Yeah, it was easy. I just Jamaled it
Gerard: Thug life.

by Flahmingo November 22, 2009

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A Jamaican man who loves Japanese women; normally found in the Middle East Looking for some water.

"Man, look at that Jamapanan. He sure does look parched, if ya know what I mean."

by Zelse McGirck June 15, 2004

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A person who makes shit up 24/7. You can never trust this person or you'll lose your grip on reality. No one can ever tell what's real or fake, but you best believe that most of it comes out of his/her ass.

Niall: Flat Earth Society is so stupid...
Sid: ikr, these people completely ignore facts & logic
Niall: Smh, ackchyually earth is a donut.
Sid: the fuck ?
Niall: Yeah my uncle's friend's dog's cousin told me. He went to space last year.
Sid: You're such a Jamal! Shut your pie-hole.
Niall: Arre I swear, if you don't believe me I'll get you tickets, I have contacts...

by trashmachi March 5, 2019

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Jamal

Jamal is a very common somali name. He has a lot of wet friends but can have some nice people in his life. Jamal thinks hes bad but the truth is that hes a big pussy unless backed up by olders

Girl:Whos that guy acting bad
Girl 2:thats jamal he thinks hes bad

by Filip_69.position.lover January 9, 2020

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Jamalia

An aggressive hood chick that will attack you when you touch her kit kats and Unicorn pets. She will also kill any relatives that joins her houseparty.

Tyrone... I wouldn’t mess with that Jamalia’s kit kats over there...

by LittleThottyBoy May 10, 2018

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