Jack Street

An area that is inhabited by the assclown.

Whack Person: Yo guys, I wanna go G-Stepping!!!

Crowd: ...Shut the fudge up you assclown.

by Bad Boy KIllaz April 12, 2005

Missouri Flap Jack Surprise

When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents

Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!

by jdan916 June 10, 2011

Jack Shit

Poker term:

1) Traditionally refers to drawing Jack-Deuce as your starting hand, ie. "Jack-Shit"; a bad hand. Although may sometimes be extended to refer to a combination of a Jack with any low value card 2-7, typically.

2) Jack-Shit Poker - A variation on the familiar Seven-Deuce Hold'em. A pre-arranged additional reward is owed by one's opponents if he wins a hand with Jack-Deuce as his hole cards.

Player X: You had a straight?

Player Y: Nah, I had Jack Shit!

by Chuck_1804 September 25, 2010

Jack someone off

To give someone a hand job

Would you ever jack someone off?

by Definitions??? September 24, 2016

jack stanton

overly large head but small as fuck penis. with old man hairy ball sack.

" man did you see that dick?"
" yeah it was such a jack stanton "

by John GIllen April 23, 2009

jack sparrow

every thing under the sun and more
and the sexest man alive don't for get that too

two beauitful men in one Sex body

by Dayna March 22, 2004

captain jack sparrow

A shot containing 1/3 captain Morgan 1/3 jack Daniels 1/3 parrot bay

Pour me a captain jack sparrow bartender

by Deepinyadave March 13, 2015