fashion police

People who make excessive snide remarks about ones' choice of hyper-trendy clothing - especially if it was "yesterday's fashion".
Martha got chewed out by her fashion police friend when she decided to wear the tiger print bodysuit with the black slacks.
by ke6isf May 27, 2004
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Simp police

(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.
"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."
by names-epicc June 06, 2021
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american policing

When a person shoots someone way more than needed.
A: Im dead
B: *shoots the dead body*
C: OMG! Hes american policing you
A: Hahahaha
by CaptainZorro October 12, 2018
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No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 04, 2018
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serotonin police

someone or something that shows up when you're happy and sucks all your joy away.
we were having fun until the serotonin police popped up.
by catyalater May 23, 2020
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trap police

Trap police are police who enforce the law for traps, and may or may not also be traps themselves
>trap police knock on door
>trap opens door
"Who are y'all?"
"We are the trap police"
>trap runs away screaming
"IT WAS A ONE TIME THING, I SWEAR!!"
by Alpha_Zed_13 February 12, 2018
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lyric police

someone who always corrects someone when they mess up while singing along to a song
Ray: No no no, she says chick not girl. get it right

Mike: Alright, calm down Mr. Lyric Police
by The Obsessor... July 07, 2009
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