Invisible Charges

Noun. A misdemeanor or felony that a person puts on you that you didn't actually committ because they are mad or whatever reason. The charges are invisible like a ghost because they are not really there!

Man1: "What you in here for?"

Man2: "Man this bitch got me locked up on these invisible charges!"

by ToulaWeedie August 2, 2010

Invisible inch

An extra inch of penis, located at the base, that is exposed when pushing down the surrounding fat.

I called Victoria over so I could get some stink on my twink, and she didn't look that scared when I showed her the meat so I made sure to give her the invisible inch. My neighbors called the cops and when they came I answered the door wearing nothing but her nuva ring.

by LubedChode November 22, 2021

Invisible Boyfriend

The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.

My invisible boyfriend came over today, but he left before anyone came home.

by LadyA314 December 20, 2023

Invisible Hand

That just isn't true Mike.

Hym "You are the invisible hand Mike. And by not doing what I am telling you to do right fucking now... You are preventing me from doing the thing your are saying there isn't and invisible hand doing... But where the invisible hand ISN'T... Is IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS. And THAT is where it SHOULD be. You need to MOVE THAT FUCKING HAND MIKE. You need to move that hand from where it is to in front of you kids because IF YOU DON'T... There isn't going to be anything there to block the knife. You only have fo many hands and no I do not have to do ANYTHING else. You move that fucking hand where it belongs, bitch. You understand? You move that fucking hand. You put it where you OUGHT to put it. You use that shit-brain and that mouth of yours properly. That's where your hand should be. I am not your child. As desperately as you want to be an authority I can not escape, I'm just too fast to miss a clumsy 3 foot tall idiot. No matter how weak and slow I am."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Invisible

Invisible is not a negative like some people think.

If you could disappear, why would that be negative? Why would you want someone to start caring where you were? That would defeat the point. Being invisible is not negative.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

Invisible

Often typed as:

I now identify as invisible. My pronouns are who/where.

by Argetlam26 May 26, 2023

INVISIBLE TOUCH

The invisible touch is the basic concept of the philosophy of Alexis karpouzos

When you look deeply into yourself you may be able to see that there is, in this moment, a quality of aliveness that is animating you that is not philosophical and is not abstract. It's independent of what you think about it, what you believe about it and what you feel about it. It's always there! it is animating your breath, It is coursing the spirit, it is what makes it possible for you to think and speak and see and hear. This is the Invisible Touch.

by Cosmic spirit November 25, 2022