Shit Shed Entry Program

The planning before anal sex.
Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.
by Zonal K October 04, 2019
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Coming out of the tool shed

To openly admit to being a douche bag/tool.
David: Guys, i think i've been a douche to you lately. My bad.
Greg: Looks like someones finally coming out of the tool shed.
by cariboumoosepiss August 10, 2011
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Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe
by KappaKeepo123 October 29, 2015
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have shed, will travel

fairly popular adage over low-counties, england way.

stems from the crazy-popular fad around mid nineties for local heroes to give in to, wordly: Good, ditch all their property (recoup later) except ideally, their shed, but oftentimes some other household equipment, convert it to a motor vehicle and travel from land's end to John O'Groats, all along motorways all the way.

said fad came to a doleful end when one brave endeavorer try to make amphibious craft from a wash basin and cross to Orkneys - unsucessful. someone coulda died. tomfoolery!

so, sort of this term exudes the joys in realising potential whilst going nowhere fast.
a): you headin off to land's end on your arse on that settee?
b): oh, do moot me a point. nah the shuffle function on my i-pod might present a song ordering that represents a fate i'd prefer not to realise.

you, *eyes skyward*: have shed, will travel.
by silencut March 04, 2009
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wooden horror movie shed

basically a "outhouse" if youre lame and like to call it that instead
did you see jeremy and chad go into the wooden horror movie shed? I think they're about to make their own rated R movie 😏
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Under the bed she-shed

That sort of secret space under the bed where a girl keeps her dildos.
Girl, I keep my toys in the 'under the bed she-shed'!
by NatashaRomanov April 16, 2021
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Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.
(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"
by Master of Procrastination April 11, 2003
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