Lady Wind

The passing of gas by a little lady.

Does our baby have a lady's room in her diaper?" "No, those noises you heard were just lady wind." "Oh good.

by MrsCK January 4, 2011

Wind Lippin'

A term used to describe a female who is not wearing underwear beneath her clothing. The female equivalent to free ballin'

Hey Katie, are you wind lippin' today?

I can't try on those pants, I'm wind lippin' today.

by acan81 July 2, 2015

mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.

Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."

by Ranger_Stan March 22, 2016

The Wind Lizard

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.

Praise the Wind Lizard!

by PTWL November 14, 2018

Smoker’s Wind

At the moment of trying to light a cigarette, a gust of wind comes along, making the act impossible

“Goddamn this fucking smoker’s wind! Every fucking time, man!”

by Brad Brooklyn October 14, 2018

digital wind

used to describe data moving silently through a system or systems

This software generates a lot of digital wind.

by tanelg June 2, 2018

Wind Willy

When some blows into your ear. Whether hard or soft.

Instead of a wet willy, Charlotte kept giving me a wind willy.

by Enraged Hulk June 21, 2017