by Koimonster February 8, 2021

Someone who acts like doing this or that is wrong, but they do it (or something similar) themselves. AKA my top enemy.
Person A-I hate person B for looking through my text messages
Person A-Looks through the emails of person C
Person C-Person A is such a hypocrite
Person A-Looks through the emails of person C
Person C-Person A is such a hypocrite
by Coollikeice January 28, 2019

by krishisawhore April 8, 2020

Girl: "Abortion should be illegal." Two days later girl gets abortion.
Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."
Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."
by Lykkea7x May 9, 2011

Someone who always says they felt tested after going around fucking with other people's lives trying to measure their tolerance and patience.
The hypocrite wondered why a taste of her own medicine wasnt showing her that nobody was testing anybody but her.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Girl- When I was 6, I made fun of the 12 year old white kids who listened to rap and talked like gangsters, then I started wearing my hat backwards, listening to rap, and talking like a gangster. I didn't see that coming, I thought I'd never be a hypocrite like the older people I tried to make fun of. I thought my perspective had the broadest horizons of all.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Somebody who starts to behave in a shallow manner once somebody has tried to treat them like they're shallow.
by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020
