homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

Homer

A bald cooter that looks like sideways view of Homer Simpson’s mouth

Ashley’s cooter looks just like Homer.

by RealLee June 16, 2021

homer

A man who is so American I think he should reinstate manifest destiny.

Mmmmmmmm... *extreme saliva run* donuts... said homer

by some random lithuanian June 13, 2020

Homer

1 America bonehead

2 pull a homer-
To succeed despite idiocy

Guy 1: hey you hear about the cop who stopped the bank robbery without doing anything

Guy 2: yeah he really pulled a homer

by Fifiigbjk February 8, 2023