John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

Homer

A bald cooter that looks like sideways view of Homer Simpson’s mouth

Ashley’s cooter looks just like Homer.

by RealLee June 16, 2021

homer

A man who is so American I think he should reinstate manifest destiny.

Mmmmmmmm... *extreme saliva run* donuts... said homer

by some random lithuanian June 13, 2020

Homer

A stoned gay person.

Look at these homers. Makes me sick.

by RiPfT June 10, 2018

Homer Simpson

A Homer Simpson is a lovable dumb person who is a bit like an ape.

Fat husband: I’m gonna go put my hand in the blender.

Wife: Oh, you’re such a Homer Simpson!

by 12221hehwhe June 24, 2021