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Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)
Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!
by SLLS August 19, 2018
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dopey grunt

rhyming slang for the word cunt.

in america, calling someone a cunt can net you in big trouble as the word is deeply offensive to americans, just not to the british, australians, new zealanders, scottish or the irish. so to circumvent this, calling an american a dopey grunt should help get you around this.
kelvin: remember mate, over in america, don't call any american a cunt. it can land you in massive trouble. remember to call them a dopey grunt. they'll be none the wiser.
george: yep. heard you loud and clear.
by maqs malone November 14, 2021
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Gunt Grunt

Larry: “Damn that fat bitch just queefed” Tom: “no she just Gunt Grunted
by TjScully September 19, 2025
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FemBling Grunt

Fembling grunt is the female version of bling grunt. Bling grunt was created by a Twitter user I know their @ but not sure if they want it on here. And fembling grunt was created by a different twitter user I also know their @ but I'm uncertain if they want it on here.
Fembling grunt has a cool purple sweater
by I am at your mom's house lol November 8, 2021
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Gaston grunt

Creating a hinderance for an opposing tennis player in a match by imitating the mating call of the African water buffalo when striking the ball.
I can’t concentrate with that Gaston grunt during this tennis match.
by Chickasaw Caper August 2, 2024
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Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole
Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”
by the great whan July 27, 2018
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Grunt Cunts

The butch lesbian version of the term Scissor Sisters, can also be referred to as moist mullets, team karens, or old tuna boats.
me: "I was at the bar and saw two chicks making out last night."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."
by Fennigan-igan January 29, 2025
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