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code golf

Code-golf is a competition to solve a particular programming problem in the fewest bytes of source code.
by GoodProgrammer December 21, 2021
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Golf Gestapo

In the world's best sport aka Golf, the Golf Gestapo is an overzealous Starter or Course Marshal. They'll harass you over arriving early, bitch for wanting seperate carts, micromanage your scramble, search your gear for hidden beer, or any number of things that make them feel like they have some power in life. The word was famously coined from the comedic duo M.B. & T.M. at Hodge Park in Kansas City Missouri
*Us coming out of the club house*
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"

M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"

Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."

M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."

Starter: "Receipt or no play."

M.B.: "Jawohl!"
by WalterWWhite December 13, 2022
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Golf Hand

The soreness in ones hand who participates in golfing activities. Similar to tennis elbow, this is treatable though the subject will suffer from what feel like tendoninits through the hand and possible forearm region of the arm.
Yesterday I played way to much golf now I suffer from golf hand.
by Luke Lansworth May 11, 2014
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golf rat

An unemployed twink who spends all his time on the golf course in search if a sugar daddy.
Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.

Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!
by MrManmosa June 23, 2019
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golf ben

A jabroni piece of trash who tell everybody he hopes they die in a car crash
by Ramrod247 December 31, 2019
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hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.
"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."
by EmuOperative September 30, 2021
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Golf R

A motor vehicle made by the Volkswagen company. It has a 2.0 tuned engine which produces around 320 bhp. It is most known for its affiliation with boys who like to do ‘missions’ on the popular Birmingham road of Alum Rock
Bruv come lets do a mission. Grab the golf r and let’s drive up and down rock road and pick up bushra
by Theboyeesh August 24, 2019
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