gingersnap

A particularly dangerous type of tantrum performed by a ginger or a daywalker. Gingersnaps occur when a non-ginger ask a question about the satanic powers that all gingers possess. These questions would seem innocent to a normal person, but are like kryptonite to the soulless gingers. A single question will not always provoke a gingersnap. Sometimes a gingersnap will occur only after a dozen or so question over seven to ten days. The longer it takes for the gingersnap to occur, the more violent the gingersnap. Alcohol will increase the chances of a gingersnap. It’s best not to let a ginger drink more than one alcoholic beverage per day, preferably a cranberry juice and vodka or a Miller Lite in a vortex bottle. If you find yourself in a situation where a gingersnap is imminent there are only two things that can save you, prayer and direct sunlight. It is a fact that all gingers are governed by the same rules that control the zombies in “I Am Legend.” The threat of skin cancer and the creation of additional freckles is so great, that no ginger will intentionally enter direct sunlight. This is why so many gingers work 3rd shift. If direct sunlight is not available then you are most likely be murdered. Most gingersnaps end with 3-10 innocent people stabbed to death.

If I ask Toni Davis another ginger question at work he is going to gingersnap.

by Ila Vainal September 28, 2011

ginger wheelspin

a dirty skid in underpants, front wheel skid

i farted before an wen i looked i had a massive ginger wheelspin in my undies

by brett holt February 18, 2009

gingerist

A person who puts down any person with ginger no matter what kind of person they are. Most chavs are gingerists

Chav: Hey look at that ginger lets beat him up
Chav2: Yeah
Random Dude: you damn gingerists

by mackemlad06 January 22, 2006

GinGin

A beautiful object that is considered by many to have mystical powers of intellegence and grace. Often used as slang such an object. Sometimes associated with exceptional perceptive abilities by way of intuitiveness.

Pip pip, cheerio, there's a GinGin.

by schnickelfritz45 August 23, 2010

gingerphillia

An extreme attraction to people with red hair
also, phrybasscrakrulz

"He was suffering from some harsh gingerphillia while looking on the interweb

by crakarz October 16, 2007

Ginger Fever

Ginger Fever is the condition that heterosexual men who are sexually attracted to redhead women (or at least women with Auburn hair) have. Both redheaded and non-redheaded men can have Ginger Fever. Men with Ginger Fever are often fascinated by countries with higher proportions of redheads including Ireland, Scotland and some parts of Mainland Europe.

Ginger Fever is not to be mistaken for Bagpipe Queen, which applies to homosexual men who are sexually attracted to redheaded/Scottish men.

"I just saw some amazing Fire-crotch! I think I've got the Ginger Fever!"

by titaniumtux July 9, 2009

gingwick

Can often be found lingering on the edge of conversations which involve a male trying to smooth talk a female. When the time is right a gingwick will swoop in like a bird of prey and overrule the male and try and copulate with the female. This technique is commonly referred to as an "assist". Be under no illusions, the gingwick is a professional predator. It also sports a ginger bonce with features not too dissimilar from that of ridiculed footballer Luke Chadwick. Further, some gingwick's have been spotted running in a similar fashion to that of a dinosaur. It must be known that the gingwick will react in an unpredictable volatile manner if his shoes are frozen.

"I was out last night. I almost got off with this girl but this right gingwick put an end to that."

by Ronnie D July 31, 2006