Fred Poeser

Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.

Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?

Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!

by Phymon May 6, 2018

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Fred Phelps

A Democrat who hated Gays for many years. Has been dead for almost 5 years.

Man if you keep talking like Fred Phelps you’ll have lesbians and gay men fucking on your lawn

by Larryville January 4, 2019

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Fred T. Foard High school

Fred T. Foard is in the State of North Carolina, Foard has many things for a child to look forward to from a crack pipe to a molded ceiling, leave some food out no problem the ants will take care of that, students must watch there back because Administration is always on your dick where they have no lives they must ruin the kids lives to succeed in their own life, from 3 finger beating your meat in a closet to kids hissing at you and wearing a tale foard is one of North Carolina's most notorious High schools

I need some meth bro, ok let's go to Fred T. Foard High School

by Mike Mike I'm Mike October 17, 2019

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