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by julia adams 34 July 5, 2021
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1. To speak of sexual acts on the phone to get off.
2. A combination of the words fuck and phone.
1. To speak of sexual acts on the phone to get off.
2. A combination of the words fuck and phone.
by rabit August 4, 2004
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A derivative of the words "Fair" and "Honest" - Fonest
Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"
Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.
(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)
Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"
Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.
(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)
1)
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...
James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.
2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)
Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST
Mufasa: arf arf arf
Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?
Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...
James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.
2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)
Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST
Mufasa: arf arf arf
Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?
Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...
by James Spencer Watson November 10, 2008
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Get the fooley fooley mug.Exactly the same thing as a cell phone, but with one of those 'everything plans' that encourages the user to use it for everything but it's original purpose; which is to talk to people using speech rather than text. This then defeats the original purpose of the cell phone; thus creating the fone.
by morofry April 17, 2010
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Fooning (verb) A person in a posed, stationary position that gives the impression the individual is running and caught in mid-stride, but looks fakey on purpose. Useful for taking pictures of the person posing in front of many different famous landmarks.
Fooning (verb) A person in a posed, stationary position that gives the impression the individual is running and caught in mid-stride, but looks fakey on purpose. Useful for taking pictures of the person posing in front of many different famous landmarks.
by Foonmaster October 7, 2003
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