Floppy Fletcher

Noun: Inability of a man to maintain an erection sufficient for satisfying sexual activity

Nope...Floppy Fletcher :(

by flowerscarpet July 4, 2011

Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect

Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha

by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022

floppy fish

someone who flops around like a fish during a hookup and it's annoying as fuck so you forgot how to kiss and you get super turned off and your vagina becomes so dry you have to leave and drink hella water

Jacob was such a floppy fish last night, what do i do?

by karstoned July 31, 2017

floppy gillopy

Generally used as a term for "loose vagina"

Man, she had a floppy gillopy, won't go there again

by kpell March 3, 2011

floppy dumpling

The loss of boner in midst of a blumpkin.

I was receiving the best blumpkin of my whole life when I suddenly got a floppy dumpling.

by Macy1122 November 30, 2017

Floppy J

A loosely rolled joint that flops around like a flacid penis.

Austin: Fuck dude, I rolled a Floppy J
Craig: Well rip it open and start over, because I'm not smoking that shit bro.

by Westing House April 18, 2014