floppy seagull

When you shake a girl like a rag doll during sex

Damn I want to do the floppy seagull with that fat bitch

by Franklin Craigsroy July 12, 2016

floppy fish

someone who flops around like a fish during a hookup and it's annoying as fuck so you forgot how to kiss and you get super turned off and your vagina becomes so dry you have to leave and drink hella water

Jacob was such a floppy fish last night, what do i do?

by karstoned July 31, 2017

Flippy-floppy

A phrase you to describe a fake or two-faced person

Jonathan was talking shit about me behind my back. That bitch is flippy-floppy.

by bigdick123098 August 30, 2019

floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

floppy fiona

A Floppy Fiona is when your friend makes really vague plans to do things with you, although never really seems like they want to go, and ultimately do not.

Fucking Will man! the other day he wanted to come smoke with us, and then he said he couldn't pitch in, then he said he didn't wanna come at all. He's such a Floppy Fiona

by BlazingBiscuit December 20, 2015

Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.

“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”

by Crackston June 6, 2021

Floppy Lango

When your dick is shriveled, red can’t get hard.

Girl: The man I was with last night, had a Floppy lango
Girl 2: ew that’s terriable

by Kremily Manhole February 3, 2018