Fluff

Something that's fake. Something that's not real

You a fluff we don't talk anymore

by Rellgeno January 6, 2017

FIFF

The acronym for Food Is For Fatties. Often shouted by girls who dont eat and are obsessed with gaining weight.

Ashley asked Gina "Where are we going for lunch?"
Gina shouts "FIFF!! We're on a strict water and exlax diet!"

by VaGyna October 12, 2008

floffice

Pronounced - "flaw" "fiss" Quite simply a floating office or a boat used exclusively as a work office. Generally used by the super rich, Drug lords, moguls and sultans who don't do their office work in traditional land based offices like the rest of us - they have floating offices that travel the world.

Tired of paying rent and dealing with the daily grind, John decided to give up his lease and opted to move his business into a floffice.

by TeddymoTas October 26, 2011

FLILF

Acronym, "First Lady I'd Like to Fuck".
Refers to any wife of the President whose physical attributes make one want to take her to bed and sex her up.
Coined by "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart.

Dude 1: Fred Thompson's wife Jeri Kehn is a total FLILF.
Dude 2: Actually, the '08 election is starting to look like a FLILF festival.

by Cicero's Assassin January 5, 2009

fluff

a safe alternative to the F word to be used around children, authority figures, and grandparents.

man, fluff this crap. i've completely had it....

that was so fluffed up!

i can't fluffing believe it!

by boaty26 January 13, 2010

Skank Fluff

Well it starts with a girl and her skank friend. While the one girl gets prepared in the bathroom for some hot sex, the skank friend fluffs the guy's dick up to the boner stage for her hot friend.

Amber says, "Hey Tracy, while i get prepared, can you skank fluff Doug? And when you are done go sit in the corner!!!"

by Insane V April 7, 2004

bum fluff

Bum fluff is literally sparse and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.

"You look a right cunt with that bum fluff on thy face mate! Grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl's arse!!!!" * Mr Kipling's Diaries.*

by Spillage66 August 6, 2007