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Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.
Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"
by TheRealAndrewconda June 1, 2018
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Cadbury Flake

A person who flakes on events or plans. They crumble under pressure and melt away from their commitments. Someone who is all over the place and cannot get their sh*t together. They are generally sweet but unreliable.
"Tom isn't coming tonight"

- "Ahh what a Cadbury flake!"

"I know he's such a melt"
by SSoloo November 17, 2018
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Dookey Flake Eater

A dude that eats a hella ton of dookey and puts it all on the rim of their mouth. Also an upcoming cereal by Bruce L.
"You know Bruce? That dude ate so many dookey flakes this week! The nerve of that dookey flake eater!
by TheLastJibbers December 31, 2018
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LA Flake

An LA Flake is someone who makes plans with someone, often including day, time, and location, then no longer responds to messages on the day of.

It's possible to find a flake in most parts of the world, but an LA Flake is especially noteworthy for how long they engage in friendly conversation leading up to the activity, how predictably close to the activity they'll disappear completely, and how the number of confirmations or level of detail in the plans seem to make no difference.

In most cases, the last you'll hear from an LA Flake is the day before you're supposed to see them. Otherwise, you may get lucky and hear a rare burst of cluelessly insulting honesty along the lines of "Someone invited me to something more fun!" Most commonly, the LA Flake will see your messages and try to convince themselves "Well, we didn't *really* make plans…" Sometimes, they'll try to convince you, too. But remember, if you've agreed to meet at a date and time, those are plans — don't fall for their trickery!

The natural habitat for the LA Flake is the LA dating scene. They can most frequently be spotted complaining amongst themselves about how often people in LA ghost on them and not knowing what irony is.
"Weren't you two going on a date tonight?"
"We were, but she stopped responding to texts yesterday. Turns out she's an LA Flake."
"I see. It sounds like she's either a terrible person poisoning the LA dating scene or she dropped her phone in a toilet."
"Either way, it's shitty."
by Hans v October 20, 2019
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Corny flake

Corny flakes is used to describe a person who avoid parties and other social gatherings even if they say they are going and if you force them to going they will try to use corny jokes to lighten the mood but it doesn't work.
Person 1: "Hey dude wanna join us in this party we are going to."
Person 2: "Heck yeah I'm totally going."
Person 1: "Where the fuck are they."
Person 1:"He fucking corny flake on me didn't he."
by ioBecI April 21, 2020
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putaki flake

The dry spot you get in the back of your throat while eating Doritos resulting in coughing
Yo it’s crazy I just got hit with a putaki flake eating these
by Harleylowrider1450 February 19, 2021
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Racism-flake

Someone who can't refute facts, truth or logic of a situation, so they pull the race card.
Teachers in California are saying requiring the right answer for math is racist, they are such racism-flakes.
by MacDtx April 21, 2021
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