The sexual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your dick/strap-on. Then during sex, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet ass and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your fist around their insides before suddenly pulling out to let the juices flow inside-out and offer it to Lord Ochinchin.
David: I gave my girlfriend a boulder fisting for her anniversary present.
Hans: What the fuck man, you literally just obliterated her?!
Hans: What the fuck man, you literally just obliterated her?!
by Magnumus Dongus December 9, 2015
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by Kobayagi September 9, 2007
Get the limp-fisted mug.The strange tendency for autistic individuals to ball up their free hand into a fist when taking photos of themselves to post onto certain image boards. This often creates a menacing aura.
by TedKFan69 February 28, 2023
Get the autism fist mug.When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.
Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?
I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
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Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)
Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)
a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!
by iamtheelk August 3, 2011
Get the Fisted by elk mug.The act of grabbing a pickle and shoving it up a guy or girl’s rectum. Extra points if part of a fist is shoved up there too.
Bully: Hey, Danni. Wanna do some pickle fisting?
Danni, submissively: Ohhhh noooo! The bully’s gonna pickle fist me, whatever will I dooooo?
Danni, submissively: Ohhhh noooo! The bully’s gonna pickle fist me, whatever will I dooooo?
by Sir TurtleBottom IV May 12, 2022
Get the Pickle Fisting mug.An alternate and arguably more dignified term for "Fist Bump" in which two people 'mesh' their knuckles together when their hands are closed into fists.
Often done after accomplishing something successfully or when someone wishes to express agreement over something.
Often done after accomplishing something successfully or when someone wishes to express agreement over something.
by TheLeiish September 28, 2009
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