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Kiss my feet

A term used to describe the action of grovelling or cowering fearfully or courteously at the feet of someone who would want to assert their authority and superiority and press the tongue by caressing with the lips as a sign of obedience, submission, or dominance against the bare feet of who you are trying to gain the favor or forgiveness of.

Byzantine leader Belisarius (500-565 AD) . Belisarius "jumped from his bed", and went "face first" into the ground before the feet of Antonina, "hands on her calves" and had kissed the "bottoms of her soles" according to the histories of Procopius.

The term is used commonly in pop culture to admit defeat in a humiliating and degrading act that conveys disdain and disrespect for the person being addressed; "I command you to kiss my boot, Superman! Let the whole word know you have become by slave" Superman #261 (1973).

With so much attention on the hygiene of feet, especially in summer with flip flops and pedicured feet, the insult has become "Kiss my ass", as the ass is considered the dirtiest part of the body.
"I never liked you Danny, you were always mean to me"
"Sorry"
"Danny kiss my toe"
"Don't do this"
"Kiss my feet Danny"
"Good idea"

Trouble Bound (1993)
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feesha

An amazing and loveable girl that is sweet in every way.
A very good kisser, treats everyone nicely.
"Man, my girlfriend's such a feesha. I love her"
by Feeshalovesjusty March 20, 2008
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FeelsAliceMan

noun, informal
1. The feeling of being a pr0fessional
I use to only identify as a potato. But now I am also a pr0tato. FeelsAliceMan
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Feedswiping

Purposeless and endless swiping of feeds on social media platforms in order to pass time
A: Hey, could you please put the phone down? I'm talking to you!

B: Sorry! I was just feedswiping.
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FeelsTortillaMan

you use it when you're jacking off with a tortilla but your mom was gonna make quesadillas so she beats you
FeelsTortillaMan when you use a tortilla to jack off but your mom was planning on making quesadillas so she beats you
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Feetagrapher

A person who takes feet pictures only.
Hey i met a great feetagrapher the other day his name is max.
by Adnan998 August 17, 2022
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fecal feet

NOUN-A term used to describe a country bumpkin who runs barefoot, even in cow pastures. They have no concern about stepping in whatever farm dung may be lying there. Often these people are missing teeth and are married to their cousins.
"Hey, look at fecal feet over there. I bet his family tree doesn't have any branches"
"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"
"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"
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