Facebook: a social networking website used to distract college students from doing their work. There are many addictive games that take over one's life and they cannot function without getting their daily fix. In result, everyone fails at least one class and the colleges make more money.
"Hey, Bill, did you study for the calculus test last night?"
"Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am!"
"Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am!"
by steeeee April 13, 2009
by Greis1984 February 27, 2009
sally: i just made a facebook!
suzie: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(
suzie: you're fired from life. get a myspace.
suzie: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(
suzie: you're fired from life. get a myspace.
by sarah_oh April 29, 2008
A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.
An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:
Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 20, 2010
by H. Jane July 27, 2008
this website is meant for UNIVERSITIES and COLLEGES.
it's not meant for fucking ninth graders, or anyone in high school for that matter..
it's not meant for fucking ninth graders, or anyone in high school for that matter..
high school kid #1: ahhhhh! facebook is so addictive!!!
high school kid #2: HEHE i know i LOVE it!!!!!!!
university student: Oh god.. what fucking losers. these kids should just stay on myspace.
high school kid #2: HEHE i know i LOVE it!!!!!!!
university student: Oh god.. what fucking losers. these kids should just stay on myspace.
by poo... November 16, 2006
by god April 30, 2005