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Emetophilla

damn, I got a severe case of emetophilla.
by LMAOO.itskam September 12, 2021
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plastic empty head

Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.
I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.
by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010
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three empty words

You know the three empty words?
No..
I LOVE YOU
Thanks!
No Seriously.
Oh.
by ZaconForLife November 2, 2017
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Forced employment

Person 1: I’m gonna keep that guy in my basement and work for me

Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??

Person 1: they will be getting paid

Person 2: that’s still kidnapping

Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment
by Nerfking1887 February 8, 2019
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Fat Empowering

Encouraging "Morbidly Challenged" people, or more commonly known as Beluga Whale(s) (no disrespect to the whales of course, who are part of such a rare and beautiful set of species) into pursuing a self-destructive lifestyle with a diet based on donuts, cupcakes, spray cream, McDonald's and all the types of food, that, if consumed at an enormous amount, which these individuals most definetly are doing, lead to many health-related problems, such as Diabetes, High-Blood Pressure, Heart Disease, Sleep Apnea, Arthritis.....

Please keep in mind that anyone brainwashing these people into thinking they are beautiful and have no health problems whatsoever, in the name of pursuing happiness, are morons who believe society is the one setting the ideal healthy body standard, whereas anyone with a well-functioning brain can tell that it is nature itself.

These people do not think loving your body means taking care of it and not letting it turn into an Aircraft Carrier-sized body.

We shouldn't pretend fat people aren't fat because of feelings. And please stop claiming to be brave by showing your saggy tits whilst calling whores the skinny and beautifully breathtaking women that take action in the same procedure, which is a behavior that we are certainly very happy to welcome with open arms.

Side note: This body type tends to be associated with feminists, feminazis, social justice warriors, and people who think attack helicopter is not a gender in the whole 3-gendered spectrum.
Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: Yo, look at that fat bitch! She's gonna need a Walmart Fat-Scooter to move around for sure or she be rolling on the ground.
Level 100 Mafia White Knight Soyboy: Hey you cismale scum! Leave her alone! All morbidly challenged people are beautiful just the way they are! I stand for fat empowering!
Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: *shits on soyboy's head*
by subscribe to OMGitsBirdman February 26, 2019
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Boy employee

Boy employee is the antithesis of girlboss. A man that has no obvious purpose, just floats around and has no original ideas.
Oh my god that girl is such a girlboss!” “meanwhile look at that boyfriend, he’s giving boy employee”
by LeahBrowne November 5, 2022
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coin-operated employee

An employee brought in for a particular project or set time period.
Management is not sure if we are over the hump yet, so they are brining in some coin-operated employees to help with this project.
by JRob January 8, 2010
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