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Elevator Stoner

Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.
Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....
by Satans Lapdog September 4, 2016
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Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".
"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."
by Ewonyn April 2, 2017
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Elevator ladies

by Wonderingminds August 3, 2017
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elevator neck

A woman who keeps talking about sucking your dick but never does it.
"You said you were going to suck my dick.Elevator neck"
by GODEVERYTHINGREALLY1 September 14, 2017
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Elevator Hogger

A person who holds the elevator hostage for his leisurely pleasure of riding the elevator up and down. Aka a flying dingbat
The elevator hogger did not let us go to our room!
by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018
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Elevator Hornrt

The equivalent of an elevator hogger, but 10x the Savage factor. Think of him as a fire hornrt, in human form. He is completely selfish and keeps the elevator to himself, letting nobody else ride it. While riding, the hornrt is talking to his Princess Hornrt over the emergency intercom, wasting precious taxpayers dollars.
The Elevator Hornrt refused to let us in the elevator when we went to film one in LizzyTown (aka Elizabeth Shuttle Reserve)
by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018
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elevator evans

going poop in a public bathroom.

originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down
"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"

"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"
by buttlordprimus May 28, 2019
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