Mckevett Elementary School

Mckevett Elementary School is the worst school to exist in all of history. They will ignore you, yell at you, and then get it your parents side. We’re not js kids. We’re humans, Mckevett.

“Where was your last teaching job?”

“ I was a teacher at Mckevett Elementary School in Santa Pau-“

“EW GET TF OUTTA HERE YOU UGLY ASS SNAKE”

by Yalldontknowmyasslmao April 4, 2023

Durkin park elementary school

A school that is 90% mexican and filled with bitches thinking they everything. Don't go to that school they will bully you to death. Durkin Park elementary school is not that good

Durkin Park elementary school is a okish school

by Hola i am dora 2.5 May 5, 2019

Oak Valley Elementary School

Oak Valley is a elementary school located in Deptford where the kids can't get more goodier. The school is the smallest out of all Deptford schools and its complete ass. The kids pick in their asses hoping to find something and tell their friends to smell it. They wipe their nasty and snot all over the bathroom stalls. They never get cleaned neither. Bugs and other shit can be found in the hallways and shit. You wouldn't want you child going here at all.

Friend: Hey i'm signing my kid up at Oak Valley Elementary School, hbu?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.

by thebiotchnextdoorr223 June 18, 2019

National bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day

Jan 20 is when you can bop your eldest child on the head with a yoga mat, cause they deserve it.

Hey today is Jan 20, you know what that means? It’s national bop your eldest on the head with a yoga mat day!

by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020

fake depressed elementary schooler

Fake depressed elementary schoolers are people who make up fake facts. They would be about 9-10 years old. Sometimes they might be younger than that. Or even 11 years old!

Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)

Alyssa: I'm depressed because I listen to Anna Blue
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler

by izanami uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu November 27, 2020

fifth element

A anatomically perfect bird in every form spoilt by the the fact she`s a pissed as arseoles and talking an alien jibberish form of speech the same as the actress MILA JOVOVICH in the classic 1997 Sci Fi "THE 5th ELEMENT"

"ere who was that lass you were at the bar with jeff?"

"Fuck knows Ian, I couldnt get nee fuckin sense oot of er, musta been that bird from the fifth element"

"oh reet!"

by Upper Class Twit August 21, 2007

Elden Ring

Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy Miyazaki!

Guy one- Hey, have you beaten Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!

by Miyazaki The God of Soulsborne June 10, 2021