by Masty Bate January 8, 2010
Get the Early Bird Specialmug. When a male ejaculates too soon in his parters anus/vagina, leaving a tremendous amount of cum that ends up clogging the entire hole up thus ending in early retirement. Once the anus or vagina is clogged up with jizz you are fucked my friend because you're cock can't go in!
Last night Romeo and Juliet were fucking but it all ended in tragedy after that bitch went into early retirement.
by topmountain August 15, 2010
Get the early retirementmug. An amazing opportunity in McDowell County, offered to students going into high school. You attend McDowell Early College and in 5 years (or 4, if you work really hard), you get a Associates Degree in college and a High School diploma. Beware, this is for extremely driven students only. The teachers will help you, if you help yourself. You must apply to get in, but it will be worth it.
"Man, I can't believe I dropped out of McDowell Early College. Worst decision ever."
"My best friend goes to McDowell Early College. She is brilliant."
"I met my future husband at McDowell Early college."
"McDowell Early College did the best they could for me. Too bad I sucked and wasn't responsible."
"I love and miss McDowell Early College."
"My best friend goes to McDowell Early College. She is brilliant."
"I met my future husband at McDowell Early college."
"McDowell Early College did the best they could for me. Too bad I sucked and wasn't responsible."
"I love and miss McDowell Early College."
by MECGRad November 15, 2010
Get the McDowell Early Collegemug. 1.) The piece of food, or candy you eat in the morning after brushing your teeth. The purpose, for eating this "sacrifice" is, for it to take the "toothpaste" taste out of your mouth so that you can then eat something else worth your while, and not have a bad taste to it.
Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Birth of "Early morning sacrifice" - 1/27/12
Should I eat a granola bar, or have a starburst, for my early morning sacrifice?
That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
That's nasty! Why do I keep forgetting to have an early morning sacrifice, before my cereal.
by TheRealPandaSwag February 22, 2012
Get the Early morning sacrificemug. (Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.
by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017
Get the early bird gets the wood onmug. For when a nigga want to participate in sad nigga hours but he or she wants to get a reasonable amount of sleep so he or she can focus in school. Sad nigga hours usually last from 2 to 5 AM but early sad nigga hours last from 9PM to 12AM.
Person 1: "Ay bruh why you sad, it's only 10:35"
Person 2: "Early sad nigga hours who tf up"
Person 1: "I see, my bad"
Person 2: "Early sad nigga hours who tf up"
Person 1: "I see, my bad"
by DeadBread April 15, 2018
Get the early sad nigga hoursmug. take a couple twizzlers, use them to vaginally pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to titty fuck her til orgasm
by Aric & JenJen January 14, 2008
Get the early bird specialmug.