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drunken sex

The act of, at your drunken peak, having dirty sex with a friend or a stranger. Can lead to lesbian sex. Is generally either thought to be a dream, barely remembered or totally forgotten. Afterwards vomiting can result because of all the alcohol sloshing around. Also leads to regret in the morning, if remembered.
Dude, I totally think I had drunken sex with Brie last night.

OMG! I think I had drunken lesbian sex last night!

Did you see Tara and Emily having drunken sex last night? I wonder if they'll remember...
by onyxxy July 26, 2010
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drunken stupor

A state in which a person has been annihilated by the consumption of alcohol, the amount of which is well above his/her tolerance level. Once the subject has imbibed past the limit, massive retardation sets in, resulting in the stupor. The person in this state is often referred to as a drunken moron.

A male in a drunken stupor is likely to make an ass out of himself in front of anyone around. Some activities he may participate in while in the stupor: starting fights, drunken boxing, drunk dialing, drunk texting, flirting, telling everybody he knows that he loves them, stumbling, staggering, stammering, slurring, drunken dancing, and anything else that is obnoxious and unreasonable.
That guy must have game, look at him entertain that group of hotties over there.
No, they're laughing at him, not with him; he's in a drunken stupor. Note how he can't stand up straight.
by DougCrow January 3, 2006
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drunken texting

This occurs when you attempt to text message someone from a payphone while under the influence of top much alcohol.
I was totally drunken texting you last night dude! It was hilarious...
by manicpanicd January 30, 2008
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1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.
I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.
by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009
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drunklove

To fall in love for a brief period of time while drunk, Usually involves extreme sexual attraction and intense desire.
"They continue to buy us drinks and at this time I hae 7 beers in me. They are both 22 and live in costa rica. Rachel loves Pink Floyd and even though she wasnt interesed in me I am in drunklove with her."
by Papasmurf135 July 19, 2006
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drunkier

1. To be more intoxicated than someone or something else.
10:13:58 <Ash> i act just like martha
10:14:01 <Ash> only slightly nicer
10:14:06 <homework> and drunkier D:
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Drunkelton

1. A proper name for a specific person who is overly intoxicated at any given hour of the day.
I was out last night having cocktails with my friends and ran into John Drunkelton, drooling and slurring every word.
by Chictexas November 11, 2006
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